Well Wednesday was a bit of a shit.
I forgot my bus pass so I had to pay for a fare like a peasant.
I had no gym mojo so lost my sleep in to the shittiest work out ever.
When I got to work I realised I had forgot my shaker in the change room and I had to go pay good money for a breakfast that wasn’t as fulfilling as a protein shake.
Then my mumma called me and said that her wallet had been STOLEN right out of the trolley when she was shopping the night before and the bitches used it right then and there to buy groceries and then went and treated themselves at the pub!!! I was so FURIOUS and she was crying on the phone to me and I wished I could have left work to go see her instead of having to wait until night times.
Oh wait but then actually something nice happened - one of our coworkers came in with her 3 month old baby who is pretty much the best baby ever and we had hardcore chats about her lamb rattle.
Work got hella busy because the lady I work with was in a meeting so I had nobody to ask questions to and I felt way out of my depth!!
I stayed back half an hour to finish something for someone (he was very grateful though)
I finally got home but boyfriend was still at work so I didn’t get comfort hugs.
I needed to go to my parents before the saga with her wallet because I have a Gatsby themed Christmas party this Friday and I needed her to iron my costume (no I do not own an iron as I suck at it so bad and consider it an unnecessary appliance) and help me dye my hair. I drove past the shops where mums wallet was stolen and shook my fist at it.
She provided me dinner, what a nice lady and I helped her report the purchases online (baby boomers and technology, it’s so cute) and then also took my brother to a friends and helped dad update his phone - not cute but annoying - why would you buy a phone you don’t understand?!!! Anyways then I got my hair did (it’s like a purple black now) and watched mum iron my skirt and top - I am a doge when it comes to ironing (wow. many flat. press press. so amaze) I just don’t get how to do it without making creases on the other side!!! A life skill I will never have.
By the end of all of this it was 10pm GUIZE THAT IS MY BEDTIME WHUT WEDNESDAY WENT FOR TOO LONG
Drove home, washed hair, ate dark chocolate in bed, watched silly videos and fell asleep. Really long day.
Pros - baby! new hair! ironed clothing!
Cons - EVERYTHING ELSE
Glad it’s over and I’ve woken up on the other side of it.